Leaving Las Vegas

So, counting all of your new year’s rezos, was going dry one of them?

If the hard stats are to be counted on (they have stood true over several calendars – more on that in a moment), your palette isn’t as dry as you were hoping to keep it.

Well, if the sauce is calling out your name AND you just so happen to be in the market for a booze-loving babe to side up to on the fly, there’s a new app called WannaDrink and it’s giving us visions of Leaving Las Vegas.

Really doesn’t take a whole lot to describe this app.

It literally is Tinder for drink-enthusiasts, bar flies and alco-aficionados alike.

The irony is that this app holds the potential to generate a whole lot more hook-ups than Tinder.

On the other hand, if you’ve ever had a buddy or partner that would be categorized as ‘enablers’, WannaDrink is without a doubt the digital incarnation of said friend.

Is this app the new social scourge of western society?

At the time of this writing, the app has a rating of 1.4 out of 5 on Google Play, so…guess not (yet).


How to Lose An App In 10 days

What’s really frustrating about WannaDrink is when you approach it from an entrepreneurial standpoint.

These muthas landed some serious press.

The press did them well…they got the downloads, and – got their battleship sunk with the premature-ejac that affects so many apps today.

The Main Gripe: Too Many Ads Too soon.

Yep – if you read the reviews, the main gripe isn’t too many ads, but merely the intervals at which they pop up.

DudeTip: Fellas, the eager beaver bombs just as badly in the boardroom as he does the bedroom.


Are You Part Of The 75% Club?


We’re now two weeks into the new year.

Know what that means?

It means that the vast majority (75%) of people who “committed” to a worthwhile change by way of a new year’s resolution have already abandoned their new way of life.

How about you? Was eating better part of the new you?

But you’re struggling to keep that juicy, mouth-watering, succulent, grilled burger out of your belly, stop struggling.

You can still have your burger, but a much healthier version of it. You can thank Memphis Meats for developing a burger (among other products) made ENTIRELY from meat without coming from a living animal.

Added benefits: next time you see an expose on the six o’clock news about animals getting slapped around and generally abused by aggro staff, you can pat yourself on the back for not being a part of all that.

That, and you can also throw out that gnarly-ass portobello-patty “burger”.



What’s ACTUALLY Disturbing
About Trump’s Pornstar Fixation


As you’ve likely clued in from previous DappChap content, you’ve noticed that Trump is not much of a fan-favorite in these here parts.

However, of the many things we can fault the six-foot Oompa Loompa for, his fixation on skin-flick stars is not one of them.

The allure of pornstars as elusive sirens has appealed to several other high profile men (anyone else recall Charlie Sheen’s short-lived relationship with Bree Olson?)

So what is actually disturbing about Trump’s interest in the two ladies who’ve come forward about gettin’ dirty with The Donald?

It’s the fact that both women…

…look like his oldest daughter, Ivanka.

Seriously, google the names Alana Evans and Stormy Daniels and see for yourself.


Got Five Minutes?


Moment of honesty?

This article almost got deleted in the first thirty seconds of reading because the first portion came off as a serious wank-session where the author sounded 100% out of touch with reality.

However, as you keep reading your way through, the author makes some pretty key points.

“Winners embrace hard work. They love the discipline of it, the trade-off they’re making to win. Losers, on the other hand, see it as punishment. And that’s the difference.”

  • Lou Holtz

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