Just when you thought you finally had it figured out…

Speed Dating

The DappChap dating series has covered some pretty intriguing dating topics in the past (like how to date a coworker without getting cancelled)

This one, however, probably takes the cake.

Now, if you’re the type of dude who still gets a case of the jits moments before meeting up with that chick you’ve been macking on OKCupid or Tinder, this new dating concept likely won’t be for you.

After all, in most case, getting hit with any degree of anxiety can result in shrivel-stick.

“Well, who cares, she can’t see that anyways, I’ve got pants on!”

Not if you’re doing naked speed dating.

Yep, that’s right.

As if meeting someone new and having a flash date with them wasn’t enough of a pressure cooker…

…now some members of the dating market believe they should get to meet you with your member hanging out.

But Could Naked Speed Dating Really Be That Daunting?

Not according to Thomas, a 28-year-old doctor in training:

“Women are also more flirty with their clothes off, there’s no awkwardness. I’d definitely do this again.”

Now, isn’t that a little peculiar?

After hearing something like that, you probably think that naked speed dating could be for you, right?

Well, before jumping in, check out what the journalist who recently covered the concept had to say:

“Once we were dressed and back downstairs in the general bar, some people suddenly got shy.

Almost as if we hadn’t seen each other’s private parts just a few minutes earlier.”

So it only got weird after the clothes came back on?

Go figure.

As it stands right now, naked speed dating is bigger in Europe (especially in London), but they’re starting to pop up in North America too.

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The Perils of Speed Dating
(or just modern dating in general)

As you’ve probably learned by now, if you want to become the president of a very (very) powerful nation, you might want to make sure you never dropped the D on an adult film actress…

…because social media and the media media have a way of cracking that juicy piece of the past wide open.

Turns out you don’t need to be a world leader to end up on the receiving end of some drama-seeking siren’s public scathing.

Case-in-point, this story from a very frustrated Toronto woman.

Now, while she did have a right to be up-in-arms over the situation, she just comes off an a whiny, entitled little princess…

…she’ll probably remain single until the day a neighbor reports a stench coming from her apartment and the police find an old woman sleeping on the toilet, surrounded by her 19 cats.

What’s perilous about this situation is that the Toronto Star, which is a major media outlet, actually greenlit this story, which appears to be dotted with clues that are designed to point a finger at “Timothy”’s real identity.

On the bright side, should you ever find yourself in this situation, you could stand to walk away with one sweet payday if legal changes continue to progress the right way.


“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking.”

General S. Patton